September 2009
3 posts
Shoe cupcake
Cupackes seem to be shorthand for some pointless version of post-feminism which also involves wearing a skirt with a shoe print on it. See? I like shoes so much I have them on a skirt.
*Snore*
Get me a real fucking cake like a nice bit of banana bread or a good old carrot cake, which you can continously pick at through the day for breakfast, dessert, elevenses and afternoon tea. I’ll...
C*pcakes = Epic Fuckwittery
There’s so many reasons to hate cupcakes. For a start, they’re not even as big as a cup. They’re pointless, stupid little things that are the food equivalent of an idiot going *SQUEEE* at something hideously cutesy like a kitten who fell asleep face down in a champagne glass full of butterflies.
Also, the term itself is hideous. It’s a rubbish Americanism. They’re...
