Cupackes seem to be shorthand for some pointless version of post-feminism which also involves wearing a skirt with a shoe print on it. See? I like shoes so much I have them on a skirt.
Get me a real fucking cake like a nice bit of banana bread or a good old carrot cake, which you can continously pick at through the day for breakfast, dessert, elevenses and afternoon tea. I’ll leave the nausea-inducing sugar laden bullshit sponges to the morons. Also I’ll be wearing my shoes on my feet thankyou.